A vasectomy gift basket is a ready-made care package for the first week after the procedure. Ours has Nutsicles reusable ice packs, socks that read "If you can read this, bring me ice," a door hanger, a bag of Deez Nuts and a funny card, all in a navy magnetic gift box. It ships in a plain box for $56.99 with free shipping.
Last updated: November 2, 2026
The Undeez Vasectomy Recovery Gift Basket
Vasectomy Recovery Gift Basket, $56.99 with free shipping. He took one for the team. Now he gets the good stuff. Here is what is in the box:
- Nutsicles Expander Pack: 2 reusable gel ice packs that fit the cooling pouch in Undeez Recovery Briefs.
- Recovery socks: the sole reads "If you can read this, bring me ice."
- Door hanger: "Do not disturb. Icing the crown jewels."
- Deez Nuts snack pack: 1 oz of roasted peanuts with an Undeez label.
- Greeting card and envelope: "Swim team: officially disbanded." Blank inside for your own note.
- Navy magnetic gift box with crinkle fill. Inside the lid it says "Snip. Ice. Heal. Repeat."
What goes in a vasectomy care package
Cold, support, snacks and something to watch cover most of it. Family planning guidance suggests cold compresses on the scrotum for the first 4 hours, and says discomfort, swelling and bruising should fade within 2 to 3 days (Family Planning Handbook). UVA Urology says ibuprofen is usually enough for the first two to three days (UVA Urology). Always follow the instructions from his urologist.
- Cold: reusable ice packs, like the Nutsicles in our basket.
- Support: snug underwear or a jockstrap he already likes.
- Snacks: easy things he can grab without getting up.
- Entertainment: a charger, the remote and a show he has been saving.
- A joke: a funny card or socks. Laughing counts as recovery.
Who sends a vasectomy gift basket?
Partners, friends, brothers and coworkers. An estimated 527,476 vasectomies were performed in the United States in 2015 (Urology, 2018), so odds are someone you know is next.
Funny vasectomy gifts that are actually useful
A gag mug gets a laugh once. Socks and ice packs get used all week, and the basket pairs the joke with real recovery gear. Want to build your own? Our free printable food-pun cutouts turn any snack basket into a vasectomy care package.
Vasectomy gift basket FAQ
What is in the Undeez vasectomy gift basket?
Two Nutsicles reusable ice packs, recovery socks, a door hanger, a Deez Nuts snack pack, a printables postcard, a greeting card and a navy magnetic gift box.
How much does it cost?
$56.99 with free shipping.
Does it include recovery underwear?
No. This basket has the Nutsicles ice packs. Add the Undeez Recovery Brief for a complete recovery kit.
Is the packaging discreet?
Yes. The gift box ships inside a plain shipping box.
Are there allergens?
Yes. The Deez Nuts pack contains peanuts.
When should I send it?
Send it a few days ahead so it is set up and ready on day one.
Cold packs are for comfort. Follow your urologist's instructions for recovery.
Vasectomy Recovery Gift Basket
The vasectomy recovery gift he'll actually use.He took one for the team. Now he gets the good stuff. This gift...
$56.99