{"title":"The Vasectomy Gift Basket","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA vasectomy gift basket is a ready-made care package for the first week after the procedure.\u003c\/strong\u003e Ours has Nutsicles reusable ice packs, socks that read \"If you can read this, bring me ice,\" a door hanger, a bag of Deez Nuts and a funny card, all in a navy magnetic gift box. It ships in a plain box for $56.99 with free shipping.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fbf6ea;border-left:4px solid #b8975a;padding:14px 18px;margin:18px 0\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrintables included.\u003c\/strong\u003e Every basket comes with a postcard and QR code for 100+ free printable food-pun cutouts, a snack shopping list and 15% off your next Undeez order. \u003ca href=\"\/products\/free-vasectomy-care-package-printables-100-funny-cutouts\"\u003eSee the printables\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eLast updated: November 2, 2026\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eThe Undeez Vasectomy Recovery Gift Basket\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/vasectomy-recovery-gift-basket\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVasectomy Recovery Gift Basket, $56.99 with free shipping\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e. He took one for the team. Now he gets the good stuff. Here is what is in the box:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNutsicles Expander Pack:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2 reusable gel ice packs that fit the cooling pouch in Undeez Recovery Briefs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRecovery socks:\u003c\/strong\u003e the sole reads \"If you can read this, bring me ice.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDoor hanger:\u003c\/strong\u003e \"Do not disturb. Icing the crown jewels.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDeez Nuts snack pack:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1 oz of roasted peanuts with an Undeez label.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGreeting card and envelope:\u003c\/strong\u003e \"Swim team: officially disbanded.\" Blank inside for your own note.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNavy magnetic gift box\u003c\/strong\u003e with crinkle fill. Inside the lid it says \"Snip. Ice. Heal. Repeat.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhat goes in a vasectomy care package\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eCold, support, snacks and something to watch cover most of it. Family planning guidance suggests cold compresses on the scrotum for the first 4 hours, and says discomfort, swelling and bruising should fade within 2 to 3 days (\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fphandbook.org\/sites\/default\/files\/legacy\/book\/fph_chapter12\/fph_chap12_supporting_user.shtml\"\u003eFamily Planning Handbook\u003c\/a\u003e). UVA Urology says ibuprofen is usually enough for the first two to three days (\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/med.virginia.edu\/urology\/?p=480\"\u003eUVA Urology\u003c\/a\u003e). Always follow the instructions from his urologist.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCold:\u003c\/strong\u003e reusable ice packs, like the Nutsicles in our basket.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSupport:\u003c\/strong\u003e snug underwear or a jockstrap he already likes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSnacks:\u003c\/strong\u003e easy things he can grab without getting up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEntertainment:\u003c\/strong\u003e a charger, the remote and a show he has been saving.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA joke:\u003c\/strong\u003e a funny card or socks. Laughing counts as recovery.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWho sends a vasectomy gift basket?\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003ePartners, friends, brothers and coworkers. An estimated 527,476 vasectomies were performed in the United States in 2015 (\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/doi.org\/10.1016\/j.urology.2018.03.016\"\u003eUrology, 2018\u003c\/a\u003e), so odds are someone you know is next.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFunny vasectomy gifts that are actually useful\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eA gag mug gets a laugh once. Socks and ice packs get used all week, and the basket pairs the joke with real recovery gear. Want to build your own? Our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/free-vasectomy-care-package-printables-100-funny-cutouts\"\u003efree printable food-pun cutouts\u003c\/a\u003e turn any snack basket into a vasectomy care package.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eVasectomy gift basket FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat is in the Undeez vasectomy gift basket?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eTwo Nutsicles reusable ice packs, recovery socks, a door hanger, a Deez Nuts snack pack, a printables postcard, a greeting card and a navy magnetic gift box.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eHow much does it cost?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e$56.99 with free shipping.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDoes it include recovery underwear?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo. This basket has the Nutsicles ice packs. Add the Undeez Recovery Brief for a complete recovery kit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eIs the packaging discreet?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eYes. The gift box ships inside a plain shipping box.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAre there allergens?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eYes. The Deez Nuts pack contains peanuts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhen should I send it?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eSend it a few days ahead so it is set up and ready on day one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCold packs are for comfort. Follow your urologist's instructions for recovery.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"vasectomy-recovery-gift-basket","title":"Vasectomy Recovery Gift Basket","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe vasectomy recovery gift he'll actually use.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe took one for the team. Now he gets the good stuff. This gift basket covers the first few days on the couch: reusable ice packs, socks that do the asking for him, a door hanger for peace and quiet, and a bag of Deez Nuts. It all comes in a navy magnetic gift box, ready to hand over.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat's inside\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNutsicles Expander Pack.\u003c\/strong\u003e 2 reusable gel ice packs made to fit the cooling pouch in Undeez Recovery Briefs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRecovery socks.\u003c\/strong\u003e The sole reads \"If you can read this, bring me ice.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDoor hanger.\u003c\/strong\u003e \"Do not disturb. Icing the crown jewels.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDeez Nuts snack pack.\u003c\/strong\u003e 1 oz roasted peanuts with an Undeez label.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrintables postcard.\u003c\/strong\u003e Scan the QR code for 100+ free printable basket cutouts, a snack shopping list, and 15% off your next Undeez order.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGreeting card and envelope.\u003c\/strong\u003e \"Swim team: officially disbanded.\" Blank inside for your own note.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNavy magnetic gift box\u003c\/strong\u003e with crinkle fill.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePartners, friends and family looking for a funny, useful vasectomy gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe guy who already has recovery underwear and needs extra ice packs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone putting together a vasectomy care package who wants a head start\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMake it a full recovery kit:\u003c\/strong\u003e add the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/undeez-ice-pack-recovery-underwear\"\u003eUndeez Recovery Brief\u003c\/a\u003e. It holds the Nutsicles right where he needs them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eGood to know\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree shipping. Every basket is packed by hand in Huntersville, NC and ships within 2 business days in a plain box.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant a handwritten note? Add your message in the gift note at checkout and we'll write it in the card.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eContains peanuts (Planters, sealed in the original package).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSocks fit men's sizes 8 to 13.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this include recovery underwear?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. This basket has the Nutsicles ice packs. Add the Undeez Recovery Brief for a complete recovery kit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the packaging discreet?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. The gift box ships inside a plain shipping box.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAre there allergens?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. The Deez Nuts pack contains peanuts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003ePrintable templates included\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery basket comes with our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/free-vasectomy-care-package-printables-100-funny-cutouts\"\u003e100+ funny food-pun tags, labels and signs\u003c\/a\u003e. Print them and stick them on snacks and drinks to build the rest of his recovery basket.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Undeez","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50869910700288,"sku":"UDZ-GIFT-A-NUT","price":56.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0630\/0467\/2256\/files\/Note_Card_design.jpg?v=1793651539"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.undeez.co\/collections\/vasectomy-gift-basket.oembed","provider":"Undeez Vasectomy Recovery Underwear","version":"1.0","type":"link"}